One of the strangest parts about being a writer is the reaction that people give off. The first is a mix between “really? why?” or “so, how do you make money?”, and my favorite—a simple but non-confrontational “that’s cool.” The second is “can you take a look at my resume?” Normally, for those who skip the former and go to the latter, I am happy to do that. I’ve looked at quite a few friends, family, and coworker’s resumes. And like clockwork, I can spot exactly what is wrong with them and why they aren’t getting noticed.